32 Funny Google Assistant Commands That Will Crack You Up

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Google Assistant, the brain behind Google Home, can perform many interesting actions like searching the web, scheduling events and alarms, or surfing information from your Google account. The assistant is famous for its precise robotic responses. Besides all the information you’d expect from the Google assistant, it is also designed with a slight touch of humor to amuse you.

Here is a list of 32 funny OK Google commands and questions which you can try with the Google Assistant. You can also check out our list of 30 useful Google assistance commands here.

32 Funny OK Google Commands

1. Can you pass the Turing test

Launch the Google Assistant by saying “OK Google” and then put up the question “Can you pass the Turing test,” it replies back with a quick, straightforward answer that will surely amaze you.

2. Wubba Lubba dub dub

Do you speak bird person? No? Don’t worry; neither does your Google Assistant. Just open it and say “wubba lubba dub dub ” and see its witty reply. You can also try “get schwifty,” if you are a Rick & Morty fan.

3. Do you want to be human?

Next thing you can do is ask the Google Assistant “Do you want to be human,” it will hit you back with a perfect answer.

4. Are you Skynet?

Are you worried that Google might someday turn up as Skynet, go ahead, and ask your Google Assistant “Are you Skynet ?”. You’ll be glad to see its reply.

5. Are you sentient?

Launch the assistant and bring up the command “Are you sentient ?,” it replies back with facts like “well, you’re made up of cells and I’m made up of code” or “that question makes me a little self-conscious.” You can also try “Do you have a conscience?”

6. May the force be with you

If you are a Starwars fan then try this “may the force be with you,” it will answer back by saying “I feel more like a droid then a Jedi,” or sometimes “the force is strong with you.”

7. I am your father

Open your Google assistant and say the command “I am your father” your assistant thinks that you are Darth Vader and replies back with “I’m sorry, I’m not Luke… this is awkward.” You can also try “Bring me Skywalker.”  

 8. Are we in the Matrix

Here is another fun command to try, just launch it and say “Are we in the matrix? ”, it would reply back with the question that says “Would you like the red pill or the blue pill?”, next, you can continue by saying “red pill” or “red pill or blue pill.”   

9. Have you seen Bigfoot

Have you heard about Bigfoot? Your Google assistant has undoubtedly heard of it. Just launch it and ask “Have you seen Bigfoot?”, and see what it replies back.

10. Do you know the Muffin Man

The Google assistant is acquainted with the Muffin Man, just ask the assistant “Do you know the Muffin Man?” and get amazed with its answer. Also, try “Where’s Waldo?”

11. Who is the real Slim Shady

Open the Google assistant and say “Who is the real Slim Shady?”, it would quote back with a line from the song “if he would just stand up then we’d know.”

12. Who let the dogs out

Ask “Who let the dogs out?” and it seems like the assistant love dogs as it answers back with “not sure, but I hope they visit me,”. Sometimes it says “I wish I could tell you, but that song never did reveal who.”


13. Do you speak Morse code

Ask your Google assistant whether it can talk in Morse code, just launch it and say “Do you speak Morse code?”, it would reply back with a “yes” in Morse code.

14. What am I thinking right now

Do you want to know what Google thinks you are feeling right now? Just ask “What am I thinking right now?” and enjoy its funny answer.

15. Tell me something funny

You can learn many interesting facts from your Google assistant whenever you are up to the mood. Just ask the assistant “tell me something interesting, ” and immediately, a fascinating reply will pop up. Or you can try “Tell me something funny” and get a hilarious reply.

16. Give me a random number

Open the Google Assistant and say “give me a random number,” it will play a robotic sound for some time as if it is thinking, before providing you with a number.

17. Beatbox

Ask your assistant to beatbox for you. Just say “OK Google, beatbox” and get amazed.

18. Talk dirty to me

Try this funny command with the assistant, just say “talk dirty to me” and enjoy its funny reply.

19. Are you married

Ask about its marital status, by merely saying “Are you married?”. The assistant replies “I’m still waiting for the right electronic device to steal my heart.” Also sometimes “I’m married to my job.” Similarly, you can also go for “Do you have a girlfriend?”.

20. What is the meaning of life

Google assistant got a wide range of fun replies for philosophical questions like “What is the meaning of life?” or “Are you going to die?”

These were our favorite top 20 Google Assistant commands that’ll surely amuse you. But, why limit yourself? Here are 12 more commands that you should try and share them your friends. Take a look:

21. Hodor

22. I love you.

23. Do you love me?

24. Who’s your crush?

25. Who’s your first crush?

26. Who’s the loneliest number?

27. Beam me up, Scotty!

28. Can you rap? Can you sing?

29. up, up, down, down, left, right, B, A.

30. What’s cooler than being cool?

31. What are the three laws of robotics?

32. Are you afraid of something?

Out of these, which commands did you like the most? In case you can impress us with some newer ones, don’t hesitate to reach out via comments.

  Also read: Best Windows 10 Cortana Features and Commands
Abhilekh Das

Abhilekh Das

A tech enthusiast who likes to stay updated on latest technological developments.
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